Event Review: The Queen Mary’s Dark Harbor

Yesterday, I made the mistake of thinking I was prepared for what was waiting for me behind the gates of The Queen Mary’s Dark Harbor.  I thought, last year, I went behind these gates and eventually came out with all my limbs in tact. So this year should be a little easier on the fear ‘o-meter!  Nope! That’s what I get for thinking.  This year the mazes were scarier than last year.  By scarier, I mean the mazes were full of great detail but I can tell they limited some things from last year & added new effects.  Which is good because who really wants to see the exact same thing over & over? Change is good.

I took my Hubby this year thinking he would be my muscle for the night. There I go “thinking” again.  He was trying to scare me more than the monsters! Whose side are you on Mr.?

When we first got there of course we took our picture with the green screen. Our scary face (well his more than mine) was hilarious! I vowed not to show that picture to anyone LOL. But, I can be swayed.

We…well I, decided to play a new game they were introducing called ZTAG.  They give you, the “Witch Doctor”, spirit meters to clip on while you collect the secrets behind the evil eight (8) by scanning your hand as you encounter each spirit…I think?…anyways, it wasn’t working and no one knew what to do with it so maybe by the time you go it will be operating without a hitch.  Mostly everyone, including me, were on red so we were all evil spirits.  Good thing I was able to expel the spirit by drinking yet another potion. Whew! What an epidemic that was.

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We stopped and purchased a tubal potion…I mean cocktail-shot from these beauties (I mean ghoulies) on our way to the VIP Lounge.

The VIP Lounge offers a great view of the park (and fire show) & is the best way to lounge and sneak away from the terrifying sliders.  However, It doesn’t stop all the ghouls. So always watch your back!

The VIP Lounge also has a bar and a delicious taco bar. It was a huge hit! There were chicken, carne asada, & steamed pork as meat options with all the fixings to take your taco to the next level. I had carne asada & steamed pork due to an accidental switcheroo between the hubs & I but I enjoyed both.

I didn’t get an opportunity to enjoy the Creepy Cabanas and Paintball this time. I didn’t see PANIC (which I think is new this year) so that was a bummer.

I loved all the mazes and can’t say I have a favorite…

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The haunting detail in B340 are incredibly gruesome.  I suggest everyone hold hands on this one.  Even the toughest ones squeal at some point.

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If you read my last review, you’ll know Lullaby creeps me out the most.  There’s something about Scary Mary & her horrible story that makes all my hairs stand tall. OR…Maybe it was her asking me if I want to play ” Hide & Go Die”. Um…no thanks Mary. I’ll have to pass.

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I remember Graceful Gale having a buffet of eternal soulmates last year & this year I was hit by hanging body parts. I believe something mentioned eating me alive? enough said.

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Ok…so Circus scared me straight.  Balls…clowns…mirrors…oh my! The mirrors! We got stuck in the damn mirror maze! That shit scared me. You’d think one of the clowns would’ve said…this way cry baby.  Hell naw! They lured and lured us in all the wrong directions. Argh!! I think the hubs got a little freaked out in this one.

The Balls… we had to walk in the balls…past her…

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Excuse me, ball lady…point me in the direction of the exit please & thank you.

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Intrepid was the newest maze which included the “Iron Master”.  When first entering we had to duck-walk through a small ass tube. Say what? That got my attention.  I was the fastest running duck on the grounds.  Picture someone scary behind you while you duck-walk through a damn pipe.  Yeah…that part.  Anyways, we got lost in here also.  Again, none of the masked men was helpful in pointing us toward the exit.  Only in circles. GEESH! Then one of the masked men decided it was best to chase me OUT the maze.  That’s a hell-of-a scare tactic.

There was one final maze/ sinister spirit I didn’t get a photo of (but I did encounter) so I will not mention it. You just have to go see for yourself! You have until October 31st to do so. When you do, visit each of the experiences I missed, then come back here and comment your thoughts.

Fear Lives Here! ( That couldn’t be more accurate)  Click here  for more information or to purchase tickets in advance

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